[Verse 1]
Went campin’ solo with my Aldi tent
Heard a twig snap, thought I was spent
But out from the trees like a chill mirage—
Came a 7-foot dude with a beard like collage

[Pre-Chorus]
He said “Relax, bro. I’m not the threat.
I just wanna smoke and watch the sunset.”

[Chorus]
🎵 I’m chillin’ with the Squatch!
He don’t bite, he don’t judge, he don’t watch
Just rolls barkweed in a mossy pouch
And talks about vibes and interdimensional ouch
Yeah I’m chillin’ with the Squatch—
And my trauma’s takin’ a walk 🎵

[Verse 2]
He said “I met Sassy, that psycho’s a king
We fought a space eel in a time-loop ring
Donny cried, I made snacks, we barely got through—
But man, that’s the kinda sh*t real friends do.”

[Bridge – Slower, fuzzy, spoken with reverb]
He showed me a portal in a hollow log
Told me Big Lez is real, and so’s the talking frog
Then he burped and passed me a cosmic joint
Shaped like Tasmania... with a point.

[Final Chorus – add backup howls & warbly synth]
🎵 I’m chillin’ with the Squatch!
No GPS, just soul and sasquatch scotch
He don’t fear, he don’t fake, he don’t botch—
He just moonwalks through paradox
Yeah I’m chillin’ with the Squatch—
And bro, I think I saw God 🎵