[Verse 1]
I walked in all proud
Thought I had the crown
Then my stomach turned
And I knew what I found

Too much pride, too fast
Now I’m standing still
Trying to play it cool
But you know the deal

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, not me
Not today
I prayed to the floor
It had other plans

[Chorus]
I shat my pants
I shat my pants
Out here losing my stance
I shat my pants

Don’t look at me
Just let me pass
I shat my pants
I shat my pants

[Verse 2]
I did the little waddle
To the nearest door
Every step got worse
Than the one before

Face like a statue
Sweat on my back
I’d trade my whole week
Just to take it back

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, not me
Not today
I tried to act normal
But my luck ran away

[Chorus]
I shat my pants
I shat my pants
Out here losing my stance
I shat my pants

Don’t look at me
Just let me pass
I shat my pants
I shat my pants

[Bridge]
Call it a lesson
Call it a crime
I learned real quick
About borrowed time

Now I move with caution
Every meal’s a pact
One bad moment
And you can’t get it back

[Final Chorus]
I shat my pants
I shat my pants
Out here losing my stance
I shat my pants

Don’t look at me
Just let me pass
I shat my pants
I shat my pants